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Premise: Let's assume that Naruto disregarded Kakashi's advice to stay with the group, and charged ahead to confront Deidaria and Sasori by himself so he could save Gaara. He's alone with the two in the middle of the desert.
“Bastards!” Naruto screams, arms up as he uses his signature Kage Bunshin jutsu.
“Deidaria, how many clones does your Scouter say he has?” Sasori said to his partner, his tail wavering back in forth. He was a little bit surprised by the sea of orange-clad ninja in front of him.
Deidaria adjusted the device over his eye, before blinking. “Over Nine Thousand!”
Sasori’s head whipped around. “WHAT!? Nine Thousand! Are you sure!?”
“Yeah!” Deidaria rips scouter off and crushes it in frustration. “Over Nine Thousaaaand!”
“GRAAAGH!” Nine thousand Narutos agreed, before mobbing them both.